• Before I shower: I DON'T WANT TO SHOWER TOO LAZY FUCK SHOWERING WHO NEEDS TO BE CLEAN ANYWAYS I AM HOBO
  • After I shower: OH SWEET GEESUS THIS FEELS SO GOOD SO SQUEAKY CLEAN MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE EXPELLIARMUS BACTERIA
live while we're young
kidz bop

liry:

KIDZ BOP - LIVE WHILE WE’RE YOUNG COVER

madfawn:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

alisha95:

My love life summed up. 

alisha95:

My love life summed up. 

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window